G    F  G  Am  G

[Verse 1]
                Em
Do I wanna be a dog?
C                       G
Any diddling male would do
           D      C   G    D
If I was a damned old dog
  D7                    G
I wouldn't be fussy for you


[Verse 2]
                Em   D      Em
Do I wanna be a housebroken dog
    C                  G
Eat better than an Indian
                   D      C   G    D
I don't wanna be a damned old dog
  D7                         G
I just wanna lick your chin again



[Verse 3]
C                         D     F
I thought that I could convince you
                           C
I thought that I could get through
F                      G       Bb
Chew out a hole in the fence you
                         F
Barked up between me and you


[Verse 4]
C                     D   
Limping around in the moonlight
                                       C
Covering, covering, covering up what I did
F                    G     Bb
Words decompose all around me
               F        G
Nuisances I committed


[Verse 5]
                Em
Do I wanna be a dog?
C                   G
Cut the heat out of me
           D      C   G    D
If I was a damned old dog
  D7                  C          G
I wouldn't have to goddamn human be