A
Bag full of oily rags, fifty cent lighter
D                                 A
Dreams of retirement in Cancun burning ever brighter
G
There's a lot of ways to make money in this world
D                                 A
But I can't recommend insurance fraud


[Verse 2]
A
Burned-out shell of a Volkswagen

Blood stains on the driveway
D                    A
Torn up Mercedes, by the side of the highway
G
Big plans, big plans
D
Let me tell you something, sister
A
You will never get away with it


[Verse 3]
G
You were sitting in the recliner with the TV on
D
When you said something evil and then you were gone
A
Explosives in the water main

A blown fuse
D
College graduation photograph
A
Splashed all over the six o'clock news
G
I won't be cashing in your policy
D
Till I find out what it is you're trying to do to me

[Outro]
A
D A
G
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