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Bb G D Bb A Bb

Bb                                   G
Won't you give your mom some pie for Hanukah?
     Bb                  F
Your mom would like some pie
       Bb
With a nice sugar crust
         G
And some cheese on the side
Bb                                  F
Please don't let another Hanukah go by
         Bb         A              Bb
Without giving your mom a slice of pie


G                                   Bb
Is this the gratitude your mom gets?
Dsus2                          Bb
You come around here with your little shiksa wife
                             G                 (D, Dsus2)
But you can't be bothered to bring a pie with you
Bb     F       Bb
What's in your life?


Bb                                     G
Won't you put away your Tortoise remix records?
Bb                         A      
Get out your Steve & Eydie box set
Bb                                  G
Bring a lovely slice of pie down to mom's house right now
             Bb    
And have the best Hanukah yet

Bb                                   G
Won't you give your mom some pie for Hanukah?
     Bb                  F
Your mom would like some pie
       Bb
With a nice sugar crust
         G
And some cheese on the side
Bb                                  F
Please don't let another Hanukah go by
         Bb         A              Bb
Without giving your mom a slice of pie