G         Am        C           G
I drive by airports three days a day
C
Synchronizing every single move
G           Am             C         G
It's on the airwaves you're coming my way
C
Sure I don't have much to lose

D           Am
I'm a fumbled rekkid star
D               Am
They call me DJ Mini-mart
                     D
'Cause that's where I work

Chorus:
G         C            D
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame
   Am                        D
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name
G              C                  D
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose
   Am                  D               G
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you

G          Am          C            G
I'm right be-hind you, don't turn a-round
C
I was the one that cut your first song
G        Am         C              G
Get in the backseat, keep your head down
C
Didn't I shout it out all night long?

D           Am
Now I'm a fabled rekkid star
D               Am
They call me DJ Mini-mart
                     D
'Cause that's where I work


G         C            D
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame
   Am                        D
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name
G              C                  D
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose
   Am                  D               G
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you

 D                                 G         C
Ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba  baaaaaaa  baa baa

G         Am           C           G
I've got a boxcar with blankets and bread
C
In Sector 9 where no one goes
G          Am         C             G
I brought a pillow for that precious head
C                                       D
You'll be fine once you get to know me a-gain

D           Am
I'm a fumbled rekkid star
D               Am
They call me DJ Mini-mart
                     D
'Cause that's where I work

G         C            D
Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame
   Am                        D
And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name
G              C                  D
I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose
   Am                  D               G
For page two news, it's my retrieval of you


G         Am        C            D          G
I drive by airports practicing re-trieval of you

D                                 G         C
Ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba  baaaaaaa  baa baa