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C#m7                   A7(5th fret)             E
What a beautiful day for a crushing defeat
C#m7                   A7                        E
What a stupid waste of sunshine
C#m7                   A7                        E
A funeral pace down a favorite street
F#m                                  B                 E
But I have to come home sometime I suppose
C#m7                   A7                        E
Don't be hopeful on my behalf
C#m7                   A7                        E
I'd like to offer my resignation
C#m7                   A7                        E
Strangle myself with a football scarf
F#m                                  B
Or act in self-defenestration
C#m7               Gm     A
Yeah I have seen better days
      Abm                E
The weekend was mine to waste
        C#m7         B
I had nothing to do
                                                A
and you had nothing to do with me
          B           E          A
Ba da ba Ba da ba Ba ba da ba...
          B           E          A
Ba da ba Ba da ba Ba ba da ba...
C#m7                   A7                        E (4x)
C#m7                   A7                        E
And I try and I try and I try your patience
C#m7                   A7                        E
How low must your expectations be?
C#m7        A7          E    F#m
Goodness gracious me
B                            E
Goodness gracious me