Don't let your ponytail get out of line
I got a feeling on my mind
I'm an inspector and the borderline
I got the shakes but I'm alright

So turn me loose
I'm only gonna stagger
And April Fools
I'm not a-running
So turn me loose
But don't call me a loser
With the dogtag tales
But it doesn't matter

I'll go down swinging for the foul line
I'm not a rebel for my bride
Just for the record and the afterlife (ha-ha)
I'll take a beating but won't die

So turn me loose
I'm only gonna stagger
And April Fools
I'm not a-running
So turn me loose
But don't call me a loser
With the dogtag tales
But it doesn't matter

I'm gonna make a racket
I'm gonna start a riot
I'm gonna make you crash and burn

So turn me loose
I'm only gonna stagger
And April Fools
I'm not a-running
So turn me loose
But don't call me a loser
With the dogtag tales
But it doesn't matter

I'm gonna make a racket
I'm gonna start a riot
I'm gonna make you crash and burn
I'm gonna make a racket
I'm gonna start a riot
I'm gonna make you crash and burn