[ D ]

D                             G A
Don't wanna wake up at 6:15
Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen
D
Don't wanna watch TV Don't wanna read
G                   A
There's only one thing that I really need
D                                            G A
I need some brain damage and I need it fast
Beat me till you put me in a body cast

D
There's only one thing that I really need
G                    A
Baby give me bruises and make me bleed
D                    G
I'm feeling unsituated
B                    A
I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall
D                    G
Till my brain's become inflated
B                    A
And I can't even think at all
D                    G
I'm feeling sort of agitated
B                    A
Give me some assault and battery
D                  G
Do I need medicated?
G         A        D
Do I need surgery?

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G         A        D
Do I need surgery?
Do I need surgery
So I don't swallow my tongue?