I'm the biggest monster that you've ever seen
My eyes are purple and my teeth are green
I'm big and I'm scary, you know what I mean
This is what I like to do

I do the monster boogie, the monster boogie
The monster boogie round the room
Everybody does the monster boogie
The monster boogie, the monster boogie
So can you

I'm the biggest monster that you've ever seen
My eyes are yellow and my teeth are green
I'm big and I'm hairy, you know what I mean
This is what I like to do

I do the monster wiggle . . .

Rraaaahhh!