[First Part]

                            D
I just sort of always feel sick without you baby
            F#
I ain't got anything to lick without you baby
            G
Nothing seems to stick without you baby
                     Gm
Ain't I fallen in love

               D
It's just the pits without you baby
                      F#
It's really just the pits without you baby
                        G
It's like everyone's a dick without you baby
                  Gm
Ain't I fallen in    love

    D                               F#
And all my pals will tell me's that I'm crazy
        G                  Gm
You bet I'm loopy alright!

           D
And I just don't recognize this fool
        F#
That you have made me
           G             Gm
Whoa I ain't seen him for a while

        D
And as your shrinking figure blows a kiss
      F#
I catch and smash it on my lips
        G
Darling I can't seem to quit
  Gm
Completely falling to bits

  D
I really might be losing it
      F#                               G
The idea that you've existed all along's ridiculous
    Gm
I don't know what to say

[Pre-Chorus]

Em             A
Baby we ought to fuck
                       A#°              Bm
Seven years of bad luck out the powder room mirror
            Em                 F#
Could I have made it any clearer

[Chorus]

       G         Em         Bm
It's love like a tongue in a nostril
  G        A#º           Bm
Love like an ache in the jaw
      G              Em
You're the first day of spring
   A7          A#°
With a septum piercing
     Em                   A     F#
Little Miss Sweet Dreams, tennesse

[Outro] G  Em  Bm
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        Em  A  A#°  Bm