D  C  A    D  C  A    D  C  A    D  C  A

D         C         A
The night porter he ain't got no heart
D  C                  A 
No joking when you're out after dark
D    C                   G
Rude thoughts inside his little head
A                           A7
I bet he'd like to tuck you up in bed

D  C           A
Oh baby let me turn on your light
         D    C             A
Cos I'm a big boy and I can stay up all night
D         C                  G
And after all, you've come a long way too
A                         A7
So sweet and tender it'll be with you

Bm          G            D
And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe
Bm           G                 D
Just say the word and there'll be no panic
          Gmaj7/B
If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence
                               D    C  A   D    C  A
And I'll prove my innocence Oh yeah      oh yeah

D  C           A  
Oh baby do you know how I feel?
D         C               A
Won't you let me take you out for a meal
D             C           G
And when it's over we can jump on a bus
A                        A7
Take me home and I won't make a fuss

Bm          G            D
And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe
Bm           G                 D
Just say the word and there'll be no panic
          Gmaj7/B
If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence
                               D    C  A   D    C  A
And I'll prove my innocence Oh yeah      oh yeah

E   D   B    E   D  B   E  D  A    B     B7    
[solo]

C#m         A            E
And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe
C#m          A                 E
Just say the word and there'll be no panic
          Amaj7/C#
If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence
                               E    D  B 
And I'll prove my innocence Oh yeah  

        Amaj7/C#
Wont you just let me in to your hall of residence
                               E    D  B      E     D  B
And I'll prove my innocence Oh yeah        Oh yeah

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Art school   Art school   Art school   Art school
C7           D7           C7           D7             Em
Art school   Art school   Art school   Art school