Em7              Cadd9                      G                Em7
There was that whole weird thing with the horses 
   Cadd9                           G
I think they know exactly what happened, I don't think it needs any 
   Em7
explaining
      Cadd9                    G                  Em7
I'm pretty sure I wasn't your first choice
    Cadd9                      G              Em7
I think I was the last one remaining              
   Cadd9                      G
I wish we hadn't gone and destroyed it
                                                Em7
'Cause I was thinking we could pull another weekender
             Cadd9                     G
You've still got a little bit of clairvoyance

Pre-Chorus: 

B                D
I remember the metal bar
A                  G
   I remember the reservoir
Em7                Cadd9               D
You could say our paths had crossed before

Chorus:

         Em7                        Cadd9               
So if it has to be a secret, then I guess that I can deal with it
G
You and I both know it's a negative thing
Em7         Cadd9                              G    
    In the end only the girls know the whole truth

Verse 3

Repeat Pre-Chorus

Repeat Chorus

Go to Chorus B:
            Em7                           Cadd9
And if you swear to keep it decent, then yeah, I'll come and see you
    G
But it's not gonna be like in romantic comedies
Em7           Cadd9                       G
      In the end I bet no one learns a lesson