Bm

[Verse 1]
    Bm               A                  Bm
You get yourself in another one of your binds
Bm            A                 F#
Run for help, yell for someone, pray for a sign
     Bm             A               G
Dial 9-1-1, light a roadside flare, up and run
F#                 Em   F#           Bm
I don't care, just don't, don't call me


[Verse 2]
        Bm                 A                Bm
If your truck breaks down, if it all falls apart
Bm                        A             F#
Leave it on the shoulder, just get out, take a walk
        Bm               A                      G
If your shoes hurt feet, take 'em off, probably do you some good
     F#                Em   F#           Bm
Hell maybe a lot, just don't, don't call me


[Chorus]
    D                 A
Oh, don't, don't call me
     Bm                     G
With another of your emergencies
           D               A
Didn't you say you outgrew me?
         Bm              G     F#              Bm
When you chose to up and leave, but don't call me


[Verse 3]
         Bm                  A               Bm
You wake up in jail and they let you use the phone
Bm                 A               F#
Even if mine's the only number you know
          Bm            A
You gotta figure it out on your own
G                     F#                Em   F#           Bm
Used up your favors a long time ago, so don't, don't call me


[Chorus]
    D                 A
Oh, don't, don't call me
     Bm                     G
With another of your emergencies
           D               A
Didn't you say you outgrew me?
         Bm              G     F#              Bm
When you chose to up and leave, but don't call me
Bm
(Oh no you don't)


[Solo]
D   A   Bm   G
D   A   Bm   G


[Chorus]
    D                 A
Oh, don't, don't call me
     Bm                     G
With another of your emergencies
           D               A
Didn't you say you outgrew me?
         Bm              G     F#              Bm
When you chose to up and leave, but don't call me
(Whoa, you don't call me)


[Outro]
    Bm
Try sortin' it out yourself
(Don't call me)
Bm
Pick up a book and get self help
(Don't call me)
Bm
1-800-GO-TO-HELL, there's always been someone else
(Don't call me)
Bm
You can lean on your other ex, I know ya'll still text
(No, no, no, don't call me)
Bm
Call your mom, she'll fix you mess
(Don't call me, don't call me)
Bm
Call your doctor, your lawyer, if you can afford one
(Don't call me, you don't call me, don't call me)
Bm
Lose my number, don't call Brandi
(Don't call me)
Bm
And don't call me
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Call your spiritual guide, Buddha maybe
(Don't call me)
Bm
Your tattoo artist
Bm
Somebody else can get this party started