C G/B Am F


[Chorus]

C                                                         G/B
 Yeah, I always find, always find, always find, somethin’ wrong
                                               Am
 You been puttin’ up with my shit just way too long
                                             F
 I’m so gifted to find what I don’t like the most
                                       C
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast

                                                                      G/B
 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes
                                                                 Am
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know
                                                              F
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off

 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can


[Verse 1]

C                                                                  G/B
 She found pictures in my email, I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
                                                                    Am
 I don’t know what it is with females, but I ain't too good at that shit
                                                                     F
 Yeah I could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to the hood rats
                                                                            G
 And I just blame everything on you, at least you know that’s what I’m good at


[Chorus]

C                                                         G/B
 Yeah, I always find, always find, always find, somethin’ wrong
                                               Am
 You been puttin’ up with my shit just way too long
                                             F
 I’m so gifted to find what I don’t like the most
                                       C
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast

                                                                      G/B
 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes
                                                                 Am
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know
                                                              F
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off

 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can


[Bridge]

C
  Runaway from me baby, runaway
G/B
   Runaway from me baby, runaway
Am
   When it starts to get crazy, why can't you just, runaway
F
  Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can

C
  Runaway from me baby, runaway
G/B
   Runaway from me baby, runaway
Am
   When it starts to get crazy, why can't you just, runaway
F
  Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can


[Interlude]

C G/B Am F


[Outro]

C
  Runaway from me baby, runaway
G/B
   Runaway from me baby, runaway
Am
   When it starts to get crazy, why can't you just, runaway
F
  Runaway babe, runaway

C
  Runaway from me baby, runaway
G/B
   Runaway from me baby, runaway
Am
   When it starts to get crazy, why can't you just, runaway
F
  Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can