Last week
Pulled a root
In the back
Of my ute
I was cautious
Double-wrapped
But I still
Got the clap

I've got the clap
(He's got the clap!)
I've got the clap
(He's got the clap!)

So I went
To the clinic
Doctor said
"Mate, you're fucked!"
Then he told me
What I had
Turns out
I've got the clap

I've got the clap
(He's got the clap!)
I've got the clap
(He's got the clap!)

I've got the clap
(He's got the clap!)
I've got the clap
(He's got the clap!)

I've got the clap
(He's got the clap!)