E            G  A  B
Mum stole my darts
E            G  A  B
I left 'em in her car
E            G  A  B
She smoked the whole pack
E            G  A  B
And won't pay me back
E            G  A  B
Dad stole me buds
E            G  A  B
I knew he took some
E               G  A  B
He took the biggest nug
E            G  A  B
He's taxed his own son

A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
 A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi

E G A B x4

E            G  A  B
My Nan stole my car
E            G  A  B
She drove it real far
E            G  A  B
She crashed into a tree
E              G  A  B
And she stole my keys

E               G  A  B
The cops stole my drinks
E            G  A  B
They poured 'em down the sink
E            G  A  B
I went and bought some more
E            G  A  B
And i threw up on the floor

A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi

N.C
Mum stole my darts
N.C
She kicked me up the ass
N.C
She drained my goon sack
N.C
And won't pay me back

A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A     G     A     G     E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi