I wanna go out and fill my gob
But I don't have a fuckin' job
I can't afford a proper feed
I just wish I could eat
But I don't have any cash
So tonight we're gonna do the dine 'n' dash

Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash
Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash
Dine 'n' dash, well, I'm sick to death of eatin' outta the trash
Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash

Any restaurant, any time
We can commit the perfect crime
You just gotta run when you're done
Dine 'n' dash, it's only fun
And I don't have any cash
So tonight we're gonna do the dine 'n' dash

Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash
Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash
Dine 'n' dash, well, I'm sick to death of eatin' outta the trash
Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash