G7      320001
Am7     x02010
C       x32010
Am      x02210
D7      xx0212
     
[Intro Riff]
    C6    Fmaj7         Cmaj7 Fmaj7
E|--------0----------|--------0----------|
B|-----/5-1----------|----0---1----------|
G|-----/5-2---2---0--|----0---2---2---0--|
D|--------3-----3----|--------3-----3----|
A|--3----------------|--3----------------|
E|-------------------|-------------------|
    1 . 2 . 3 . 4 .     1 . 2 . 3 . 4 .

[Intro]
| C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 |   x2

[Verse 1]
        C6        Fmaj7
And the women tug their hair
             Cmaj7           Fmaj7              | C6  Fmaj7 | Cmaj7  Fmaj7 
Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out
    C6          Fmaj7  
And all the men are gargoyles
       Cmaj7    Fmaj7    | C6  Fmaj7 | Cmaj7  Fmaj7 | 
Dipped long in     Irish stout   

[Pre-Chorus]
    G7
The whole place is pickled
                           Am
The people are pickles for sure
    G7
And no-one knows if they've done more here
          C                  E7
Than they ever would do in a jar

[Chorus]
              Am           C         
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, 
Am           C
Liverpool or Rome,
       Am           C         
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, 
D7       G7
anywhere alone,
           C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 | C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 |
Anywhere alone

[Verse 2]
    C6        Fmaj7
And everyone is blond
     Cmaj7     Fmaj7       | C6  Fmaj7 | Cmaj7  Fmaj7 
And everyone is beautiful
     C6                         Fmaj7
And when blond and beautiful are multiple
             Cmaj7     Fmaj7    | C6  Fmaj7 | Cmaj7  Fmaj7 | 
They become so dull and dutiful

[Pre-Chorus]
    G7
And when faced with dull and dutiful
                        Am
They fire red warning flares
    G7
Battle-khaki personality
       C7     E7
With red underwear

[Chorus]
              Am           C         
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, 
Am           C
Liverpool or Rome,
       Am           C         
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, 
D7       G7
anywhere alone,
           C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 | C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 |
Anywhere alone

| C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 |   x4

[Pre-Chorus]
    G7
The whole place is pickled
                           Am
The people are pickles for sure
    G7
And no-one knows if they've done more here
          C                  E7
Than they ever would do in a jar

[Chorus]
              Am           C         
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, 
Am           C
Liverpool or Rome,
       Am           C         
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere, 
D7       G7
anywhere alone,
           C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 | C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 |
Anywhere alone

[Outro]
| C6 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 | Cmaj7 Fmaj7 |   
(Repeat and fade)