Had a girl
An actual girlfriend yeah
She asked me
To trim back my face hair

But nobody ever
Tells me to shave
Tells me to shave

So i dumped her
I dumped her arse straight away
Coz i'm bearded
And that's how it's going to stay

I let it grow
Sometimes it annoyed me
Sometimes it itched
And girls would avoid me

But whenever i looked at
A bearded man
A bearded man
It made me feel glad
That i'd stuck to the plan
I’d stuck to the plan

And kept my beard
And that's when i met you
You said 'nice beard'
How could i forget you

As soon as i saw you
I suddenly knew
I suddenly knew
That you liked me for my beard
And i liked yours too
I liked yours too

And now...

I got a beard
And you help me groom it
I got a beard
I'm so glad you approve it

I got a beard
Got me a beard
Got me a beard
Got me a beard
Got me a beard