One bad night I'll hold the glass
Until the glass can hold me down
And one bad night I'll spill and spill
Until my feet begin to drown
One bad night I'll hear you calling me
To help you not pass out

You and I, divine but not devout
Every night my teeth are falling out

Try it, try it, try it
Try it, try it, try it, try it
Get your jaw off the floor

Try it, try it, try it
Try it, try it, try it, try it
Get your jaw off the floor

One dumb night I'll make a point
To take an old verboten route
And one dumb night I'll take you out
To the bar we've both blacked out
One dumb night two bad decisions
Don't divide to cancel out

You and I, divorced but not devout
Every night my teeth are falling out

Every night my teeth are falling out

Try it, try it, try it
Try it, try it, try it, try it
Get your jaw off the floor