C Oh this hotel room's gotta lot of stuff G C Laundry bag and shoe shine cloth C Thirty two hangers and touch-tone phone G C Well a light that goes on when I ain't home F C I' ain't home, I ain't home G C You better leave a message 'cause, I ain't home [Verse 2] C They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot G C They gotta a radiator for when I'm not C And two big chairs sitting side by side G C with a holy bible and TV Guide F C TV Guide, TV Guide C G C Great God Almighty It's a TV Guide [Verse 3] C They gotta second story view from curb to curb G C They gotta a sign that says, please don't disturb, C They gotta monogrammed towel and bucket of ice C G C A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies F C A mirror that lies, a mirror that lies C G C That can't be me in the gorilla disguise [Verse 4] C They got a room service menu, for food and drink C G C They gotta a porcelain throne and an aluminum sink C And two big pillows to rest my head C G C A Magic Fingers on a king size bed [Verse 5] C Drop in a quarter, and turn out the light G C Magic Fingers make you feel alright, F C Feel alright, feel alright G C Magic Fingers makes you feel alright F C Feel alright, feel alright G C Magic Fingers makes you feel alright [Verse 6] C Now this ol' hotel's alright with me G C They pay the postage when you lose your key C This hotel room has gotta lot of stuff G C But I believe I've had enough [Verse 7] C And I called about baby, said don't you pout C G C I'm packin' my bags and checkin' out C Just as soon as you hang up that telephone, G C Put a candle in the window, I'm comin' home F C I'm comin' home, comin' home, G C Put a candle in the window, I'm comin' home, [Outro] C Comin' home, comin' home C G C Put a candle in the window, I'm comin' home