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[RIFF]
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Alright, 1-2-3-4

[Verse 1]
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You're so pretty, babe, an' I'm so blue,
So hard for me to keep my hands off you,
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I can see your bra beneath your armpit there, hun
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I can see the outline of your underwear,

[Chorus]
B                 A                           E
Stand back, baby, honey, don't talk to me

[Verse 2]
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Have another drink an', darlin', wreck my life,
I've got seven children an' a mean, smart wife,
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She can hear me think an' smell the things I dream,
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What I'm dreamin' now could make a dead man cream,

[Chorus]
B                 A                           E
Stand back, baby, honey don't talk to me.

[Verse 3]
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You're so pretty, babe, an' I'm so weak,
'Sa mid-life crisis on a bad luck streak,
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You could kiss me once an' make a brand new man,
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All I want for christmas is a one night stand,

[Chorus]
B                 A                           E
Stand back, baby, honey, don't talk to me.

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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You're so pretty, babe, and I'm half dead,
'Sa ghost town city up inside a my head,
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Still there blooms a flower through the main street dirt,
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Ev'ry detail matters but the best things hurt,

[Chorus]
B                 A                           E
Stand back, baby, honey, don't talk to me.

[Outro]
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