Am
Gather ‘round and hear my story
C
‘Bout a boy named Ellen
G
First name Kenneth
D/F#
Last name Parcell

Am
Wasn’t born in any glory
C
A Pig farmer’s son by birth
G
Headed off to New York City
D/F#
To the mouth of hell

F
His hands were never blistered
C
By hammer, axe, or hoe
G
Clothes were never soiled with
Am
The bloodstains of his foe

F
He taped back-to-back Golden Girls
C
That no man ought to know

F                   D
He’s a page for the ages
Am
Ken Parcell