A  Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm

[Verse 1]
         A          Bm          C              Bm   
Ah well, I've got a woman and I love, love her so
         A          Bm         C               Bm 
She is big, fat and lazy but I want you all to know

[Chorus]
       A7#9    Ab7#9 A7#9                      A   Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm   
That I love her          and I need that woman so
       B              D  N.C.                      A   Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm
She is my little lady    and I'm glad that you all know

[Verse 2]
         A            Bm              C               Bm
When she wakes in the morning and her figure tells no lies
   A           Bm              C                   Bm
My eyesight is broken when the light shines on her thighs

[Chorus]
       A7#9    Ab7#9 A7#9                      A   Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm  
That I love her          and I need that woman so
        B                    D  N.C.                     A   Bm  C  Bm  
Oh well how could I tell you   what I'd do If she should go

[Instrumental]
A  Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm

[Chorus]
       A7#9    Ab7#9 A7#9                      A   Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm   
That I love her          and I need that woman so
        B                    D  N.C.                          A   Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm  
Oh well how could I tell you    what I would do If she should go

[Verse 3]
         A        Bm            C                Bm  
Ah well she is so lazy, how she moves I'll never know
A          Bm        C            Bm  
She was so different eleven years ago

[Chorus]
       A7#9    Ab7#9 A7#9                      A   Bm  C  Bm  A  Bm  C  Bm   
That I love her          and I need that woman so
         B              D                        A   
She is a big lakky lady    but I need that woman so