Bb
He likes to nibble around in your pocket
Bb
If there’s an apocalypse he’ll survive it


[Verse 1]
(Donna)
Bb        C
He’s your guy
   D        Eb
If you ever need one!
(Dan)
     Bb     C
He’s pocket sized
   D        Eb
If you ever see one!
(Both)
           Bb Ab    Eb
He’s had a meteoric rise
                          Bb
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel
                          Bb
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel


[Chorus]
(Donna)
Bb
He climbs up and then he climbs down
(Both)
    Bb        C
Oh, he’s your pal
     D         Eb
When you go on adventure!
          Bb          C
He’s your boot on the ground
            D           Eb
When you’re looking for treasure!
Bb         Ab       Eb
Aren’t you glad you found
                          Bb
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel?


[Verse 2]
(Donna)
        Db
Does he talk?
(DAN)
        Db
Does he talk?
(C NNA)
        Db
Does he talk?
(DAN)
        Db
Does he talk?
(BOTH)
       Bb
Do you want him to?
(MAN IN A HURRY)
N.C.
I don’t know
(C NNA)
        Db
Does he talk?
(DAN)
        Db
Does he talk?
(C NNA)
        Db
Does he talk?
(DAN)
        Db
Does he talk?
(BOTH)
             Bb
What does he say?
(MAN IN A HURRY)
N.C.
I C N’T KNOW


[Bridge]
(C NNA)
   Eb          Bb
He fell into a townie’s arms
    Db                  C7
The town was charmed by him (So charming)
Eb             Bb
He grew inside our hearts
      Db                 Csus4
As he leapt from limb to limb
N.C.
[Talking]
(DAN)
Bbm
THIS JUST IN!

(C NNA)
Bbm
PEANUTS THE HATCHETFIELD POCKET SQUIRD L IS TALKING

(DAN)
Bbm
HE’S A SENTIENT BEING

(C NNA)
Bbm
WHAT C  WE C  NOW?

(DAN)
Bbm
WHED  C  WE GO FROM HED ?!

(C NNA)
Bbm
WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?!

(DAN)
Bbm
IS THED  A GOD?!

(C NNA)
Bbm
(sobbing)

[Chorus]
Bb           F            Eb
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel
   Bb             F             Eb
He likes to leave poops in your shoe
    Bb        C
Oh, he’s your guy
   D        Eb
If you ever need one!
     Bb     C
He’s pocket sized
   D        Eb
If you ever see one!
           Bb    Ab
He’s had a meteoric
Gm       F
WAY HISTORIC RISE
                                    Bb
Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket... Squirrel!