Gm My mom's a bitch Bb An alcoholic Cm A melancholic Eb F That we keep afloat Gm It's time to flip the switch Bb When the problem's chronic Cm Not being hyperbolic Eb F But it's time to ghost [Pre-Chorus] Eb Bb And when the sun shines down upon me Cm I'll know I'm righteous, babe Eb F In this time of crisis, babe Eb Bb And when the sun shines down over Cali Cm The future's priceless, babe Eb F The past's a virus, babe [Chorus] Eb Bb Cm 'Cause we're CaliforM.I.A F M.I.A Eb Bb Gm 'Cause we're CalifoM.I.A [Verse 2] [ETHAN] Gm It beats bein' broke Bb In this day and ages Cm What the use of wages Eb F If you can't afford a smoke? [LEX] Gm It's not a trope Bb I'll be an actress Cm 'Cause I've had practice Eb F Selling hope [Pre-Chorus] [LEX & ETHAN] Eb Bb And when the sun shines down upon us Cm We'll know we're righteous, babe Eb F We survived the crisis, babe Eb Bb And when the sun shines down over Cali Cm We won't need a license Eb F 'Cause love will drive us [Chorus] [LEX, ETHAN, & HANNAH] Eb Bb Oh, we're CaliforM.I.A [LEX & ETHAN] Cm We're missing in action F Addition by subtraction Eb Bb Cm We're CaliforM.I.A [LEX (spoken)] Gm Dear Mom Bb It's been real - real bad Cm I'd say you did your best Eb But I'm not a liar [ETHAN (spoken)] F Oh, L-I-E-R, babe [LEX (spoken)] Gm Bb We get it, Ethan, you're a good speller. Cm I'm taking Hannah, as far away as we can get Eb F I'd give you an address but I don't want to Gm Bb Don't write, don't call, don't ask Cm Sincerely, Lex N.C. P.S. Get yourself a new trailer N.C 'Cause this one is broke as shit! [Chorus] [LEX & ETHAN] Eb Bb Cm 'Cause we're CaliforM.I.A F M.I.A [LEX & ETHAN] Eb Bb 'Cause we're Califor Gm Bb Cm Eb F Gm M.I.A