Intro
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D,Em,C,G,D,Em,C,G,G,G


Verse
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G              Em           G           Em
Sitting at the table with a drink in my hand

G                 Em       G               Em
Life is fucked as usual at least i'm not a woman


Chorus
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(i don't know the names of these chords so here is the tabs for them)
  EADGBe
1 355433
2 577455
3 133211  -  this is an F

1          2
I've got a penis

1          2
I've got a penis

3/F             1                 3
and an ounce of fucking common sense