E
Everywhere has a wheeler and dealer
E                             A
Raised in the back streets of town
                 E               B
Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown


[Verse 2]
E
Every haunt has a hustler and bustler
E                         A
Born with the tongue of a snake
                  E              B
Every haunt has a muscler on the make


[Chorus]
B                A                     B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
         A                    B
And them birdies can't sing
        A                B
If them pigs could fly
                           E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


[Chorus]
                 A                     B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
         A                    B
And them birdies can't sing
        A                B
If them pigs could fly
                           E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


[Break]
A E x4


[Verse 3]
E
Everywhere has a ducker and diver
E                   A
Doing his best to impress
                 E           B
Everywhere has a skiver in a mess


[Verse 4]
E
And every place has a joker at poker
E                          A
Born with a marked deck of cards
                  E             B
Every place has a smoker in the yards


[Chorus]
B                A                     B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing
         A                    B
And them birdies can't sing
        A                B
If them pigs could fly
                           E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


[Chorus]
                 A                    B
And them kind of monkeys can't swing, uh, uh, uh
         A                    B
And them birdies can't sing
        A                B
If them pigs could fly
                           E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


[Solo]
E G A   A G E
E G A   A G E
F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E
E A x2
E B


[Chorus]
B                A                    B
Oh, them kind of monkeys can't swing
         A                    B
And them birdies can't sing
        A                B
If them pigs could fly
                           E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


[Chorus]
                 A                     B
And them kind of a-monkeys can't swing
         A                     B
And them a-birdies can't sing
        A                B
If them pigs could fly
                           E
Maybe they'd fly away from me


[Outro]
A E x4
F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E
E