Urchins
Father Christmas
Father Christmas
He's the meanest man in the whole wide world
In the whole wide world
You can feel it

He's a miser
He's a skinflint
He's a stingy lout
Leave your stocking out
For your Christmas gift and he'll steal it

It's a shame
He's a villain
What a game
For a villain to play
On Christmas day

After Christmas
Father Christmas
Will be just as mean as he's ever been
And I'm here to say
We should all send Father Christmas
On his merry Christmas way