I'm Every Man Here in Disguise
Lie Cheat and Give You a Spoonful of Lies
I'm a High Toned Mother With An Axe to Grind
Come a Little Closer Honey, See What You Find

Your Worst Nightmares All Rolled in One
I'll Find You Sure As the Rising Sun
Don't Make a Noise It's Understood
'cos This Ain't no Story Like Red Riding Hood

I'm Your Back Door Man, I'm Your Back Door Man Oh Yeah
I'm Your Back Door Man, Come On Babe, and I'll Take You Where I Can

Systematically I Choose At Will
But With You There's An Obscene Thrill
It's Funny Now How You Can't Say No
It's the Smell of Fear That You Love So

I'm Your Back Door Man, I'm Your Back Door Man, Oh Yeah,
I'm Your Back Door Man Baby, Just Take It Where You Can

This First Kiss Has a Touch of Ice
Now How's That Feel, It Ain't So Nice
Blackhearted Mamma I've Something New
Oh Lord Look What I've Turned Into

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I'm Your Back Door Man, I'm Your Back Door Man

I'm Your Back Door Man, I'm Your Back Door Man