C

                   C
I?ve got a paycheck in my front pocket,
A speeding ticket in my back pocket,                      G
If I even things out, I might have enough to buy lunch.

C
I?ve got a phone number, stuffed in my wallet,
I know I shouldn?t do it but I think I?m gonna call it,    G
And if I get nuthin?, that?s fine, cause nuthin?s what I got.

F                                                                                   G
Brains, brains, you can?t kill a zombie with a wooden stake.
F                                                                          G
Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake,
F                                G
So go easy on the girl.


Am                              F                      G
I just wanted what every pirate wants,
Am                                          F                     G
I got some booty now I?ll never get enough,
Am                       F              G                  F           G
I just wanted, I just wanted ? .

     C             G
To sail, to pillage,
      F                                G
So pass the rum and draw your swords,
        C                            G
Let?s burn down, the village,
                     F                                   G                                              Am
Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away
                     F                                   G                                              Am
Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away
                     F                                   G                                              
Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away 

C                                        F             G

C
I?ve got a picture of a mermaid, hidden in a box,
C
A dollar fifty six and a dirty pair of socks,
C
An ?X? on the map, if I don?t come back,
                                      G
Here?s where you?ll find me.


F                                                                                   G
Brains, brains, you can?t kill a zombie with a wooden stake.
F                                                                          G
Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake,
F                                G
So go easy on the girl.


Am                              F                      G
I just wanted what every pirate wants,
Am                                          F                     G
I got some booty now I?ll never get enough,
Am                       F              G                  F           G
I just wanted, I just wanted ? .


     C             G
To sail, to pillage,
      F                                G
So pass the rum and draw your swords,
        C                            G
Let?s burn down, the village,
                     F                                   G                                              Am
Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away
                     F                                   G                                              Am
Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away
                     F                                   G                                              
Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away