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N.C.
Hey, there
N.C.
You thought I’d forget her?
I expected better from the likes of you
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I guess I should’ve known
N.C.
Hey, there
N.C.
It is more than I can bear
N.C.
With all the lying, cheating, obnoxious behavior you condone
N.C.
Hey, there
N.C.
Why are you like this?
Why do you like this?
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All these questions asked, the answer's still unknown
Empathy and kindness;
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Maybe she should try it!
Ebm
Swarmed with all these troubling things
D5            Ebm
That I wish I didn’t care about

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[Verse 1]

Ebm
Hey, there
N.C.
I was so unprepared
It is really unfair
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Why don’t you care about her verity?
N.C.
Empathy and kindness;
N.C.
Maybe you should try it!
Swarmed with all these terrible things
                        Eb5
I wanna get away from me

[Chorus]

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Maybe a redemption is not out of the question
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It’s not that hard to be a nice and upstanding person
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Thinking ‘bout a universe where none of this happened
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Anything’s better than this
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It’s mortifying!

[Verse 2]

B                 Ebm
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
It’s all the same to me
B            Ebm
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
Bm        Bbm
Oh, how I hate them all!
B              Ebm
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
Everything in between
B             Abm
Followers and then the leader
            Bbm       Ebm
No, I don’t like them either

Bm Ebm

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[Chorus]

Ebm
Hey, there
N.C.
Is anybody here?
N.C.
I’ve been cowering in fear
At the thought of you
Dm
“Hey, you should lighten up!”
N.C.
Hey, there
N.C.
I’ve been trying to hold back
All of this all-consuming anger
Dbm
But it’s about to erupt

[Bridge]

Ebm
Hey, there
N.C.
Why is she like that?
N.C.
Why does she do that?
N.C.
The answer is she’s always been corrupt
N.C.
Sympathy and niceness;
N.C.
We know she won’t try it!
N.C.
She’s done all these horrible things
That nobody seems to care about

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Bm Bb5 Bbm
B Bbm Bb5 Ebm
B5 Abm Ebm Bb5

B5 Bb5 Bbm Ebm
B5 Bb5 Ebm
B Bbm Ebm
B Bm Bb

[Chorus]

B                 Bb
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
Ebm
It’s all the same to me
B            Bbm
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
Bm  Abm   Bbm
Oh, how I hate them all!
B              Bb    Eb
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
Ebm
Everything in between
B             Ab
Followers and then the leader
Abm B       Bb
No, I don’t like them either

B                 Bb
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
Ebm
I know you’re not naïve
B            Bb
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
Abm     Bbm
But you ignore it all!
B              Bb
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
Ebm
Just look, you’ve been deceived
B             Ab
Followers and then the leader

 Abm Bm  Bb
I don’t forgive you either

[Outro]

B                 Bb              Ebm
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
B            Bbm              Bm Bbm
Unbelievers, hiders, seekers
B              Bb    Ebm
Overachievers, dirty cheaters
B             Abm             Bm Bb
Followers and then the leader

B Ebm
B Bb Bm Bb
B Eb Ebm
B Ab5
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