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[Verse 1]
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On the first day of first grade
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We were both held in from recess
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'Cause we were both writing profanities on our desks

We wrote bleep

And blank

[Verse 2]
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Our punishment was coloring unicorns
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And that's when we became best friends
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But equally as important
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We never defaced public property again

[Chorus]
       A#                                        F
So if you have a kid who's writing obscene graffiti
A#                                       F
Give him a picture of a Mythical Beast
               A#                 C -   A# -  F
And he will cease to write profanity
           C -     A# -   F
Don't write profanity
           C -          A# -    F *
Just color a Mythical Beast!