Bm                 A                 G             F#
  Sometimes things happen to me that make me wanna curse
            Bm              A                   G
Like when I accidentally forget where I left my man purse
F#
Not that I have a man purse

Bm               A                G                       F#
  But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cause I am one
             Bm                    A                         G
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate
            F#
In all situations

[DeStorm:]
Hey, guys
Guess what

What?

Yo
  Bm                         A
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto
      G                          F#
These aliens attacked—I could've sworn they known judo
  Bm                       A
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity
   G                    F#
To my surprise it was a satchel of profanity
Peep game
It was words like

[Rhett & Link:]
Dm
  Boomschkie (They said that.)
F#
  Snigglesnoorp
G
 Swaqqafuffle
Imzow
Zilkrek
Glepoosh
A
 Dartafus (So offensive.)

        Dm
Dubopshazinski (Wow.)
   F#
Frozen cherries (Mhm.)
G
 Flingpoot
Waflank
Derbragel
A
 Blarfelnoggle

[DeStorm:]
And then they had the nerve to say

[Rhett and Link:]
       Dm
Florplestompkin