Intro:  F  Gm7  C7

F           F7M         Dm               F7M
Look at yourself if you had a sense of humor
          Bb                F   Bb F
You would laugh to beat the band
           F7M          Dm                 F7M
Look at yourself do you still believe the rumor
         Bb             F    Bb F
That romance is simply grand 
Gb                 Db   Gb      Db
Since you took it right on the chin  
D                A        D           A  C
You have lost that bright tooth  paste grin
                         G7     C         Am7             D7
My mental state is all a jumble    I sit around and sadly mumble
Gm7              Eb       C7                 Bb    Cm7  C7
Fools rush in so here I am       very glad to be unhappy
Gm7             Eb       C7                           Bb   F F5+ Bb
I can't win, so here I am      more than glad to be unhappy
                    F F/B G#dim F Gm5-/7
Unrequited love's a bore 
Gm7      C7            F  Dm F Bb
And I've got it pretty bad
         G#dim        F  F/B F C7
But for someone you adore
Gm7     C7            F  Dm F
It's a pleasure to be sad
Gm7              Eb      C7                 Bb      Gm   C7
Like a straying baby lamb      with no mammy and no pappy
         F              Gm7      C7/9    F
I'm so unhappy      but oh,      so      glad 
Gm7              Eb        C7                Bb    Cm7  C7
Fools rush in so here I am       very glad to be unhappy
Gm7             Eb       C7                           Bb   F F5+ Bb
I can't win, so here I am      more than glad to be unhappy
                    F F/B G#dim F Gm5-/7
Unrequited love's a bore 
Gm7      C7            F  Dm F Bb
And I've got it pretty bad
         G#dim        F  F/B F C7
But for someone you adore
Gm7     C7            F  Dm F
It's a pleasure to be sad
Gm7              Eb       C7                 Bb      Gm   C7
Like a straying baby lamb       with no mammy and no pappy
         F              Gm7      C7/9    F   Dm Dm7
I'm so unhappy      but oh,      so      glad