[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Once I was happy and had a good wife.
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I had enough money to last me for life.
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Then I met with a woman and we went on a spree.
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She taught me to drink and smoke whiskey
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Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women,
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They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you in-sane.
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Cigar-eattes and whiskey and wild, wild women,
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They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane. 

[Verse]
Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face
Take warning, dear friend. Take warning, dear brother,
A fire on one end a fool on the other