[First Part]

Bm            F#          Em           D                  Bm
I just found out that my chiropractor thinks NASA's fake
          F#                Em
It's a fact I couldn't take
                    D
Now my back's about to break
         Bm               F#
Swear my drug dealer's died
       Em                D         Bm
And I haven't smoked in over a day
           F#                   Em
I really shouldn't have to wait
                         D
Why's he always fuckin' late?

[Pre-Chorus]

    Bm                   F#m
I bought a coffee but my name's spelt wrong
     E                       D
I'm sick of listening to my favourite song
     Bm                   F#m
I'm losing followers and gaining weight
     G          F#
How much can I take?

[Chorus]

            Bm      D
I've got so many problems
            Em             F#
I can't solve, I can't stop 'em
           Bm           D
So I'm gonna go, gonna drop 'em
         Em         F#
Off at home with my mama
        Bm              D
Jesus Christ, gimme a break
            Em         F#
Is there a pill I can take?
          Bm      D
I've got so many problems
            Em            F#
I can't solve, I can't stop 'em
            Bm
So I'm gonna go

[Segunda Parte]

 Bm           F#             Em              D                 Bm
I'm feeling cross 'cause my therapist just said that I've changed
          F#                     Em
Like the bitch can see my brain
                            D
We both know she's getting paid
    Bm         F#         Em                     D           Bm
And I pray to God that my best friend will stop sharing her pain
             F#                     Em
Look, we've all got problems, babe
                        D
Sorry but you're being vain

[Pre-Chorus]

    Bm                   F#m
I bought a coffee but my name's spelt wrong
      E                       D
I'm sick of listening to my favourite song
     Bm                    F#m
I'm losing followers and gaining weight
     G          F#
How much can I take?

[Chorus]

         Bm       D
I've got so many problems
          Em            F#
I can't solve, I can't stop 'em
            Bm           D
So I'm gonna go, gonna drop 'em
         Em          F#
Off at home with my mama
         Bm           D
Jesus Christ, gimme a break
            Em          F#
Is there a pill I can take?
         Bm        D
I've got so many problems
         Em              F#
I can't solve, I can't stop 'em
           Bm
So I'm gonna go
D  Em
Go
F#
Go
Bm  D  Em
Go
F#
Go

[Bridge]

G       A      Bm        F#     G  A  Bm
I just got my hair blow-dried today
     G       A         Bm     F#    G  A  Bm  F#
But now it looks like it's about to rain

[Chorus]

          Bm      D
I've got so many problems
          Em            F#
I can't solve, I can't stop 'em
          Bm            D
So I'm gonna go, gonna drop 'em
        Em            F#
Off at home with my mama
        Bm              D
Jesus Christ, gimme a break
            Em          F#
Is there a pill I can take?
         Bm        D
I've got so many problems
         Em             F#
I can't solve, I can't stop 'em
            Bm
So I'm gonna go
D  Em
Go
F#
Go
Bm  D  Em
Go
F#
Go