They Say You're Feeling Charitable
And That She's Just a Helpless Little Girl
You Say She Needs Counseling
But I Find It Hard to Believe
Cause Baby Looks Like
A Very Big Girl to Me

You Say She's Harmless
I Don't Know About That
She's Just a Kitty But to Me
Looks Like a Very Capable Cat
What'cha Say About That?
You Say She's Unattractive,
She Doesn't Turn You On
But That Expression On Your Face
Ain't Exactly a Yawn
You Say She Needs Advising
But I Find It Hard to Believe
Cause Baby Looks Like
A Very Big Girl to Me

Yeah That Cupcake
Don't Exactly Look Like no Hostess to Me
Cause Baby Looks Like
A Very Big Girl to Me