[Intro] G  B7  C  G  D
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G|-9...-12...------------------------|
D|------------9...-7h9p7...----------|
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G|-------9...-12...-16\----------|
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[First Part]

G7M/D           B7                Em7(9)
  Your sister thinks that I'm a freak
G7M/D           B7            Em7(9)         C/E
  She's been ignoring my calls, we haven't spoken in a week
G7M/D        B7                 Em7(9)
  I get so drunk that I can't speak
C/E                                D7
  Yeah, nothing's working and the future's looking bleak and I say

[Chorus]

     G7M/D      B7         C/E
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  Three beers and I'm so messed up,
G7M/D              D7
  Get drunk and I can't shut up

     G7M/D      B7         C/E
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  She says that I drink too much
G7M/D                  D7        C/E
  I fucked up and she hates my guts

  She says that I need to grow up!

( G7M/D  B7  Em7(9) )
( G7M/D  B7  Em7(9) )

[Segunda Parte]

G7M/D          B7            Em7(9)
  I'm driving fast to get away
G7M/D    B7         Em7(9)     C/E
  Doing 180 on the Don Valley Parkway
G7M/D           B7          Em7(9)
  Yeah, I'd be better off dead
C/E                            D7
  I don't give a shit, I just don't wanna die and I don't want to live I said

[Chorus]

     G7M/D      B7         C/E
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  Three beers and I'm so messed up,
G7M/D              D7
  Get drunk and I can't shut up

     G7M/D      B7         C/E
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  She says that I drink too much
G7M/D                  D7         C/E
  I fucked up and she hates my guts

  She says that I need to grow up!


[Bridge] C/E  G7M/D
        C/E  G7M/D
        C/E  G7M/D  D7

C/E                 G7M/D
  I'll drink 'til I'm staring at the ceiling
C/E                G7M/D
  I'll be just fine I'm numb and losing feeling
C/E              G7M/D  D7
  I can't tell lies anymore

[Chorus]

     G          B7         C
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  Three beers and I'm so messed up,
G                  D7
  Get drunk and I can't shut up

     G          B7         C
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  She says that I drink too much
G                      D7
  I fucked up and she hates my guts

     G7M/D      B7         C/E
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  I just don't know what to do,
G7M/D              D7
  I'm still fucked up over you

     G7M/D      B7         C/E
  (Woooh Woo Wooooh Woo Wooooh)

  She says that I drink too much
G7M/D       D7         C/E
  Hawaiian red fruit punch

                              G7M/D
  She says I need to grow up