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[Verse 1]
G
Maureen, Maureen,
                                      C C/B Am
I shot a doctor last night on the airplane
       D
Well, they said he wouldn't hurt us
                               G
But he got me real nervous and mean
G
He was fat and he stank
                                        C C/B Am
And God knows that he drank more than we do
     D
So I shot him in the first class
                                  G
Then I bailed out and ran home to you

[Chorus]
G            C
But you don't believe me
                     G
I could tell by your smile
                      C
Honey, why don't you leave me
               D     D7
Get lost for a while, Maureen

[Verse 2]
 G
Maureen, Maureen,
                                        C C/B Am
There's a hole in between where we come from
        D
And the things that I'm thinking
                                  G
Ain't necessary the things that I say
G
I may have lied to myself
                                   C C/B Am
But I tried to tell God how I love you
         D
But even He don't answer
                         G
His phone anymore when I pray

[Chorus]
G            C
But you don't believe me
                     G
I could tell by your smile
                      C
Honey, why don't you leave me
               D     D7
Get lost for a while, Maureen

[Instrumental]
G C C/B Am
D G G7

[Chorus]
G            C
But you don't believe me
                     G
I could tell by your smile
                      C
Honey, why don't you leave me
               D     D7
Get lost for a while, Maureen

[Verse 3]
G
Maureen, Maureen,
G                                  C C/B Am
I shot a doctor last night on the airplane
       D
Well, they said he wouldn't hurt us
                               G
But he got me real nervous and mean
      C        G
Real nervous and mean