G           D           G G/A G/B  C
Well I once knew a man who was going  insane
       G              E          A7     D
He let love chase him right up a tree
            G            D
It took the police and a fire truck
        B7             C
Just to bring him back down
      G                 D          G  D7
Oh, I hate it when that happens to me

[Verse 2]
            G                 D
It made the front page of the paper
    G G/A  G/B     C
The gossip tongues wagged
         G              E      A7  D
Why they even showed it all on TV
       G                 D
Now if he should live forever
   B7            C
He won't live it down
      G                 D          G
Oh, I hate it when that happens to me

[Bridge]
D
Dogs bites Man
G
Man loses girl
   A7
Oh what did he ever do
D                     D7
Wrong in this world?


[Instrumental]
G      D     G G/A G/B C
G      E     A7        D
G      D     B7        C
G      D     G

[Bridge]
D
Dogs bites Man
G
Man loses girl
   A7
Oh what have I ever done
D             D7
Wrong in this world?

[Verse 3] 
      G          D        G G/A G/B C
There once was a big buzz all over  town
        G               E           A7   D
About a movie where the killer goes free
     G        D     B7          C
Now, he's got every one's sympathy
      G                 D          G   C7
Oh, I hate it when that happens to me
       G                 D7         G  C  G
Yes, I hate it when that happens to me