G          C    G C
I made your dress
G         C   G C
I laid it out 
G                C   G C
On the couch and bar
     G         C  G C
That I picked out

  Dm          Am Dm Am
I tither and coo
     G    C    G C
Like a cartoon 
      Dm        Am   Dm Am
I congratulate you
       G         C    G C
When I leave the room

  G          C    G C
I made your dress
    G        C   G C
I'm bleeding out
       G         C  G C
On the couch and bar
     G        C   G C
That I picked out

  Dm           Am  Dm Am
I do a little move
     G           C   G C
To a key coloured flu
   Dm          Am    Dm C
I plume and I plume 
     G    C    G C
Like a buffoon