F C G Am
F C G G

[Verse 1]
C                           Am
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
C                            Am
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
F                        C
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      G
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say

[Verse 2]
C                           Am
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
C                                   Am
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
F                        C
This molded silicone has got me begging please
G
Give me more of what I really need

[Chorus 1]
               F            C
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G                 Am
Send your asshole into shock
         F             C
You need horse cock of course-cock
G
Grab the lube and slam the day away

[Verse 3]
C                         Am
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
C                        Am
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
F                           C
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
G
Slip it in and out be dripping goo

[Chorus 2]
(Dampened)
          F          C
As I take more cock, horse cock
G                 Am
Shut the door and turn the lock
   F           C
Is your cock a horse cock?
G
You will never hear me saying neigh

[Chorus 3]
               F            C
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G             Am
Rub my dick inside a sock
F               C
Don't stop now, horse cock
G
Stretch out my insides and make me bray

[Outro]
repeat:
          F           C
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
G Am
(scatting)
F           C
Horse cock, horse cock
G G
(scatting)