D                   A
You think you’re so smart
G                   A
You think you’re so cool
D               A
Because you won big
G                      A
When the divorce judge ruled

[Chorus 1]
D                D7
He said sell the house
                  Bm
Give the money to you
                    A#
But you haven’t won yet:
                     A
Guess what I’m gonna do?
          G           D
I’m gonna blow myself up

[Verse 2]
D                    A
People say that it’s dumb
G                     A
And I’m an unbalanced man
D                A
But the logic is clear
G               A
In my foolproof plan, as follows:

[Chorus 2]
D                     D7
I’m gonna blow myself up
                          Bm
So you don’t get what you want
                 A#
And I’m gonna be dead
                      D7
So you’ll feel really bad
                           Bm
And you’ll wish that you’d been
                  A
A little nicer to me
          G           D
I’m gonna blow myself up

[Verse 3]
D                A
It’s the perfect solution
G               A
I heartily recommend it
D                      A
For every slight and intrusion
G                       A
And every time you’re offended

[Chorus 3]
D              D7
Your boss is a jerk
                    Bm
A long line for one clerk
                    A#
You can’t find your keys
                A
Nothing good on TV
     G             D
Just blow yourself up

[Outro]
D
Kids won’t do their chores
A
Just blow yourself up
D
The dog peed on the floor
A
Just blow yourself up
D
The waiter’s taking to long
A
Just blow yourself up
D
Got no idea for a song
A
Just blow yourself up