G                
You'll probably get sweaters
Am     C        D
Underwear and socks
G                C                          
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Am             C    D
Is a nice hard cock
G                      C
You deserve a cute boy
Am              C     D
Who's horny and queer
G                   C            Am     C D
To make the most out of Christmas cheer


[Chorus]
G           C             Am      D
I wanna be your Christmas present
G           C             Am      D
I wanna be your Christmas queer
G           C             Am      D
I wanna be your Christmas present
C                     D           G
Have a homo Christmas this year


[Verse 2]
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play


[Chorus]


[Verse 3]
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts