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[Verse]
A        E               G               D
Hey you, standing there, what you got to stare at?
A                   E                  G                  D
I'm not shy of your beady lil eye that views me like some mishap
A                    E              G                D
Cackling laughter behind your hand, you're so funny, you're so bland
A                  E                 G                  D
Here's a thing you can't understand: You are just a program
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You're a program,            you're a program


[Chorus]
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E            F#m
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
E               F#m    E   E7
  Your silliest smile


[Intro]
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[Verse]
A        E               G               D
Hey you, standing there, better get some clothes on
A                  E            G                  D
Do as you're told, growing old, reading your daily poison
A                       E               G                    D
Skeletons locked in the closeted mined, locked in tight, for no-one to find
A              E               G                  D
See the blind, meet the blind, gotta be cruel and kind
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Who is mind-blind,            who is mind-blind


[Chorus]
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E            F#m
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
E               F#m    E   E7
  Your silliest smile


[Bridge]
A   C
A   C
A   C     A       C   A   C     E7
You are a program,    you are a program


[Chorus]
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E            F#m
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
E               F#m    E   E7
  Your silliest smile
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
A                         E
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
D                              E            F#m
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
E               F#m    E   E7  A
  Your silliest smile