Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit (I quit, I'm shit)
Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit (I'm shit)
You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how
Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu
You quit, you're shit, you're a quitter
(I quit, I'm shit, I'm a quitter)
And no one likes you

Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop. (Don't stop, don't drop)
You got a habit, got to have it 'til it's finished don't drop (Don't drop)
The Charlie Chan's chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured
You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored
So stop fucking around
(With friends like you I'm fucked)
You're buying the next round

You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski
Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83
You're famous and you're rich, (You're a fucking dickhead)
quit acting like a bitch

And no one likes you!