Do you wanna know what I've been doing
When I told you I was gonna go sleep
I've been hanging out with so many cool kids
Hey, you have reached voicemail
Please leave a message or don't

People dialing up left and right, up all night
Trying to meet the girl that fell out of love
I don't love you anymore

Hey Sam, please don't look this way
Oh, Sam, I don't want your heart to break, but it's too late
One thing's sure, we can't escape
So much for a happy ending, I won't love again

Hey Sammy, I know I'm a little crazy
But you'll never find somebody like me

I don't like your jeans, the way you wear them
Way too low, please cover up your backside
When you're driving, everyone feels uncomfortable
You're not a racer, slow down that's a speed bump

Now you're dialing up left and right, up all night
Trying to win me back, it's not gonna work
'Cause I don't love you anymore

Hey Sam, please don't look this way
Oh, Sam, I don't want your heart to break, but it's too late
One thing's sure, we can't escape
So much for a happy ending, I won't love again

Hey Sam, please don't look this way
Oh, Sam, I don't want your heart to break, but it's too late
One thing's sure, we can't escape
So much for a happy ending, I won't love again