INTRO:
G  G

VERSE:
                       G
If he just threw on a shirt
                      G
With a pair of dirty jeans
                           Am7
Showed up a little late to work
                            Am7
Aw, but he's following his dreams

       C
If he can't pay his rent
                               D
But he's driving 'round in Mercedes

                         G
You wouldn't call a boy crazy


VERSE:
                           G
And if he's got his heart broke
                   G
Had a couple late nights
                    Am7
Maybe had a couple smokes
                  Am7
Maybe got into a fight

       C
And if he got so drunk
                             D
That he called another girl baby
                         G
You wouldn't call a boy crazy


CHORUS:
C
I hate to tell you the way of the world
Cmaj7                     G    D
 By  now it just doesn't phase me

 C
That's just the difference in boys and in girls
G                 Am7
We never call the boy crazy


VERSE:
                          G
And if he's heading back home
                          G
And he's put on a couple pounds
                      Am7
If he showed up all alone
                                 Am7
And all his friends have settled down

       C
And if he's pushing thirty
                          D
And still hasn't had any babies

                         G
You wouldn't call a boy crazy


CHORUS:
C
I hate to tell you the way of the world
Cmaj7                     G    D
 By  now it just doesn't phase me

 C
That's just the difference in boys and in girls
G                 Am       C
We never call the boy crazy

C          G       Am  C
 Call the boy crazy


BDA K:
D                           G
If he was telling yoou the truth
                            G
Just had to get it off his chest
                                Am
You wouldn't think that he was rude
                    Am
Or blame it all on PMS

        C
If one second he's laughing
                           D
And one second later he's angry
                         G  C       G
You wouldn't call a boy crazy, unh unh