In Sears and Robucks in 1957
In my last life all good girls would go to Heaven
But I've a strangeness, a queer propensity for twisting the knife too easily

When I think I'm getting better I'm just getting worse
When I think I've got it made I am impossibly cursed

When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen? I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice

It's like a sickness, I'm powerless to stop it
My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic
Don't give me reasons, just give me therapy
But really just give me what I want

When I think I'm getting better I'm evil again
When I think I've got it fixed I hear familiar refrains

When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen? I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Well, I used to be alright

But I hate everyone and everything all of the time
And being so cruel - 'cause all the pleasure that I get
My wicked tongue helps me forget
Myself and all my foolish ways
'Cause being good is just so fucking boring
La, la, la, it's boring

When I think I'm getting better I'm just getting worse
When I think I've got it made I am impossibly cursed
When I think that I'm better I'm worse, yes, I am
When I think that I'm better I find that I'm cursed

When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen? I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice once upon a time

Oh, when did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen? I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Well, I used to be alright