Today’s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling full of tarantulas
And now that I’m here, tonight, it’s gonna get weird
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Look at these creatures, not enough features
Cats should be breath fire, bears should sing choir
(Very nice)

Look at this tower under my power
Look at these people, puny and feeble
Look, I’m just a triangle trying to save you
From the delusions society gave you
Gravity’s a lie and so is the sky

Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye
Look at this money–who’s that, honey?
Look throughout history, how could you miss me?
(Seriously, I’m all over the place)

Look at this weather, I could do better
Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes
Look at this loser, drinking coffee
Now it’s decaf

Look at these people, calling me evil
Right back at you, now you’re all statues
Now everything you know has disappeared
It’s gonna get weird